Penelope's Pantyhose is a satire. A parody. A spoof. A goof. A hoot. A lampoon. A lark. A knee slapper. A side splitter. A booze and pill fueled descent into madness.

Okay, not that last thing.

It's not meant to be taken seriously, and certainly not literally. It's 100% fictional fun. So get to watchin' already.